People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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