How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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