were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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