Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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