I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I know her cup size but not her name....
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