don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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