I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it's like heaven, but drunker
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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