so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Operation Purity has been aborted
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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