awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Semen is not good for contacts.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
What a dumb baby whore.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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