If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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