Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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