Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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