she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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