So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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