shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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