Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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