turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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