I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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