My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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