Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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