I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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