As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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