They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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