i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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