i may or may not be watching the land before time
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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