East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
