who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Do vagina's smell?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
