Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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