Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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