He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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