Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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