god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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