google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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