guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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