? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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