You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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