No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I understand Curling. That high.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i think im in europe. pls send help
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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