They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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