Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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