physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
