even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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