Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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