SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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