no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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