He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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