we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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