i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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