i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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