My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
