You're a womanizer and a bitch.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
