he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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